Hey all! Back for another column, and you're gonna like this.

Who's getting screwed? There are a few people that I believe are really getting screwed right now in the WWF and WCW. You may be a little surprised, but hey, you know me, I'm always right, so trust me here. Oh and by the way, I ain't touching Bret Hart, we all know he got screwed but he wasn't in the WWF's future plans for their new attitude. Period. Anyway, on to this:

1. The Undertaker. Simple put, he should be WWF champion. In his illustrious career he has managed two WWF title reigns, and one lasted for a week. He has waited for others to get breaks such as HBK, Austin, The Rock and now Mankind. Now you all know that I am a huge Taker fan, but for good reason: he has the best gimmick on the planet. Nobody touches the Man From the Darkside when it comes to a performance, he's got the height, the agility, the ring presence, the crowd reaction, and nobody can come back from a long absence like the Undertaker. Give him what he deserves.

2. Chris Jericho. This guy has got it all, and they've wasted him in WCW with TV title matches and pointless angles. If he jumps ship, look for instant superstardom and major title matches. He's got the skills, and he works the mic on the same level as an HBK. Plain and simple, he's really damn funny, and he can back it up.

3. Light Heavyweights in the WWF. With rumours of Kaientai going to ECW and a total waste of great wrestlers, the once-promising light heavyweight division has been made a joke. If McMahon wants the same kind of reaction as Kidman, Mysterio and Juventud Guerrera get, he needs this division to take off, now.

4. Kevin Nash. He finally wins the WCW Title, and he lays down for Hogan so that he can reform the NWO from two years ago??? What in the hell is he on??? He had all the power, and he threw it away because Hogan got some sense that he ain't gonna be the President. I can only hope that Hogan goes face or retires permanently so Nash can rule WCW.

OK, now, let me say this: COME BACK JIM ROSS!!! Is it just me, or when Ross left, did the entire wrestling announcing crew in WCW and the WWF get really really dumb and annoying? Take Michael Cole, please. He sucks. The second best announcer ever, Jerry Lawler is probably thinking, "Man this kid sucks." Kevin Kelly, Shane McMahon, Tom Pritchard, they all stink. Come back JR. And Tony Schiavone is the worst ring announcer ever. That fat, out-of-shape, no-talent asshole had the gall to make comments about Foley winning the strap, when they had a match involving Norman Smiley. Ahem. Mike Tenay sucks, Zybisco isn't too bad, the only thing they got going for them is Heenan, who I actually don't mind, except when he says something funny and Tony says, "Stop it" or something. I close with this to prove my point. During the Saturn/Jericho match, Saturn hit a fallaway suplex. This is what Tony sid, "Saturn just hit him with an over-the-top, great move, really hard." Just shut-up Tony. JR is the man.

Rest in Peace,

The Endbringer

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